The Private-Owned State of Greeces bank is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Justinian Francois Komnenos with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.938 billion Greek Bankers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of νέος Κωνσταντινούπολη. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Greeces bankian economy, worth 392 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 202,621 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, when their backs are against the walls Greek Bankers look out for gay men, it is said that a Greeces bankian woman's work is never done, and citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Greeces bank's national animal is the Alligators, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Euroastrianism.

Greeces bank is ranked 267,911^th in the world and 166^th in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.